Friday, June 18, 2010

One Day After Christmas?

It's one day after Christmas



I'm crabby and I'm broke.



I'm so full of ham and fruitcake



I think I'm gonna croak.



It's nice to see the relatives



I wonder when they'll leave.



They've been camping in my bathroom



since early Christmas Eve.



They're eating everything in sight



and sleeping in my bed.



I been sacked out in the basement



with my beagle, Fred.



The relatives have all gone out



and left their screaming brats.



The toilet bowl is all plugged up



and I can't find the cat.



It's Christmastime at my house,



the relatives are here.



They eat me out of house and home.



and drink up all my beer.



I love the decorations,



and the sleigh bells in the snow



But I wish those pesky relatives



would take their kids and go.



Those cookie crunchers fed the dog



a twenty pound rib roast.



His feet are sticking in the air



like skinny old fence posts.



Now they're in a free-for-all,



the girls against the boys.



They're fighting over boxes



'cause they're bored with all their toys



My mother-in-law is snoring



in my favorite TV chair.



Those kids are stringing lights on her



and tinseling her hair



I oughta wake her up



before the fireworks begin.



But I wanna see those blue sparks fly



when they plug her in.



One Day After Christmas?

hehehe i know another version of this one



its a little too, maybe i'll drop it in an email to you



One Day After Christmas?

THATS SH1T!



One Day After Christmas?

hahaha it sux that once u grow up the holidays r more stressful than they r fun



One Day After Christmas?

cba to read that all



One Day After Christmas?

yawn



One Day After Christmas?

hehehe, thats a good one hun, pmsl



star time



xxxxxxxxxx



One Day After Christmas?

Hahahahahahaha naughty but nice and funny



One Day After Christmas?

Funny! Ha Ha! 100!



One Day After Christmas?

hahaha excellent*



One Day After Christmas?

lololol......many will think this is brilliant!



very few will admit it!



At least I can count myself lucky for spending xmas on my own !!!



One Day After Christmas?

we don't need to plug mama in 2 see sparks fly

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