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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the funny blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," so the blonde turned back around and went home.

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lol. I haven't heard those in forever!

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Watch it girl..some blonds will dent your noggin

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lol, cool jokes..!!

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those are good jokes

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Funny! Ha Ha!

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This blond was found frozen to death at the drive in movie.

Apparently she thought "Closed For The Winter" was playing.

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funny

more please

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thumbs up

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I liked both of them.

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3 blondes on a roof top

crowd gathers to see commotion..

3 blondes hold hands

3 blondes jump off roof!

3 blondes crashed hard on the pavement below...

crowd asked "...Why did you jump??!!"

one of the dying blonde dyingly replied

"...we....we were trying out new sanity p-pads..."

"....uh..."

"...p-pads...with......wings!"

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says "Oh, look a dead birdie", the blonde looks up and says "Where"?

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A blonde frantically calls 911 from her car. "Someone stole my dashboard, the steering wheel, the pedals, the radio, everything" 911 assures her that someone will be there soon. A few minutes later the blonde calls 911 back and says: "Oh, never mind, I got in the back seat".

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How do you know that 2 blondes have been working on a Computer? There White-Out on the screen and corrections on the White-Out.

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A blond man's wife gives birth to twins. Upon seeing the babies, he says "who's the other guy"?

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A blonde dies and goes to Heaven. She meets Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, and he says: "In order to get into Heaven, you must pass a test". The blonde says: "Oh, no"! Saint Peter says: "Don't worry, it's an easy one. Who is God's Son"? The blonde says: "Andy". He asks: "Who's Andy"? The blonde replies: "You know, Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me"...

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LOL!!! Great jokes! Thanks! I'm a blonde and not offended at all!!! I grew up with blonde hair and it started to darken when I was about 18. I started to lighten it then. I have no idea what color it really is now. I don't plan on finding out either. Thanks again.

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Quite funny and very creative!

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Nice one!

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haha more please!

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two great jokes still laughing 10/10

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LOL.

Have a great day!