101 LIES MEN TELL WOMEN
1. I'll call you.
2. I love you.
3. You're the only one.
4. I've never felt this way about anyone else.
5. I've got to work late at the office tonight.
6. That's the best sex I've ever had.
7. You've got the most beautiful eyes
8. No, I'm not married
9. Sorry. I must have left my wallet and credit cards at home.
10. You just have to believe me when I tell you nothing's wrong.
11. I'm ready to make a commitment.
12. Except for a beer or two, I never drink.
13. My wife and I haven't had sex in years.
14. We'll get married as soon as I ...
15. I'll be home in twenty minutes. 16. It's not that I don't care - I just have to spend more time with my kids.
17. I've only slept with maybe ten women in my entire life.
18. I've been celibate since we broke up.
19. I could never lie to you.
20. I can still last all night
21. I always use a condom
22. I can help you get a great job in my company (field)
23. I haven't seen her since she and I broke up
24. I tested HIV negative
25. I haven't seen her since she and I broke up
26. The only sexual fantasies I have are about you
27. No, I don't think your thighs (stomach, breasts, hips, etc.) are too big
28. I'm too tired
29. How could you think I'd be interested in her? She's your best friend
30. When it comes to oral sex, I'm the best
31. I've never had any trouble keeping an erection before
32. It's you and me, babe - we'll make love all over Europe
33. I'd never do anything to hurt you.
34. I want to grow old with you
35. Believe me, my wife and I live very separate lives
36. Our having sex won't change a thing between us
37. Don't worry, I've had a vasectomy
38. I'm going to leave my wife
39. You're nothing at all like my mother
40. Your being a different religion doesn't matter to me
41. It doesn't bother me that you make more money than I do
42. Even without sex, we'd still be friends
43. I think older women are the most exciting
44. I'm considered one of the top people (in my field, in the company)
45. What attracts me to you is your mind
46. We'll split all the child care and household chores fifty-fifty
47. Of course I don't mind that you didn't come
48. I've never had an affair before
49. You're the only one who understands me
50. I've never been in therapy
51. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me
52. No, I'm not seeing anyone else
53. I haven't thought about her (old girlfriend) in years
54. How many times do I have to tell you I'm not having an affair?
55. Your career is as important as mine
56. I promise you that I'll change
57. I want us to remain close friends always
58. My wife and I have an understanding
59. You're wonderful; you deserve someone better than me
60. I don't masturbate
61. Let's be friends first
62. When you walked through that door, I knew it was the real thing
63. I'd like you even if you were a man
64. It's okay to be good looking, but looks just don't mean that much to me
65. The difference between us will bring us even closer
66. I spend everything I earn on you and the kids
67. No, I never said that
68. You make me feel like a kid again
69. I'm going out with the boys (to the gym, to the office)
70. I'll move wherever you want
71. Of course I'm not bored with you
72. As soon as I finish this project (get a promotion, a raise, make partner), we'll......
73. You've got more sex appeal in your little toe than my wife's got in her whole body
74. It wouldn't be you and me anymore if I used one of those
75. Let's pool our assets - whatever is mine is yours
76. I still find you just as attractive as the day I met you
77. Divorce is the farthest thing from my mind
78. Sure, I'll watch the kids
79. It's not just the sex I want, it's being close to you.
80. We'll be spending a lot of time together when I retire
81. You're the only reason I've worked so hard
82. If I didn't have all this work, you know I'd go with you and the kids to your mom's
83. No one's ever turned me on like you do
84. My boss says there's nothing to worry about
85. I'll never tell
86. Relax, she's just a friend
87. This is just a temporary separation until we get things worked out
88. Your hair (dress, outfit) looks fantastic
89. It was just sex - it didn't mean a thing
90. Of course I'm listening to what you're saying
91. Come on in and we'll just cuddle for a few minutes
92. No, I don't think you're fat
93. You're the woman I should have married
94. I'm going to be focusing on my work for a while now.
95. I guarantee you, I'm not the father
96. Your having kids has nothing to do with my not wanting to get married
97. I'm not ashamed of the way you talk (look, act, etc.)
98. It's nothing personal; I just don't like sharing my living space with someone
99. This time I'm really serious
100. Honestly, honey, it's just for the guys - none of the wives go to the conference
101. I'll always take care of you
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
Yes many if not all of them are used by liers. But it would be a mistake if you believe that all men tell lies all the time. It's an over simplification. Sometimes you have to trust.
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
most of it is not true! Report It
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
Don't know how true it is, but it is very bitter.
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
Last I checked alot of girls use those lines too.
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
NEVER HEARD OF THEM BEFORE. NEVER! LOL.=:o)
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
Lady it looks like you have issues not all men are the same and of course I will still love you in the morning
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
A man who lies to a woman isnt a man he is a boy.
It takes honesty, sincerity and loyalness to his partner to be a real man.
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
yeah its true alot of man lie alot to women maybe they lie to us women cause they dont have much things to say
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
oh yes ive heard one or two of those before.......
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
Women say it just as often, if not more.
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
sorry someone hurt you so bad
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
yes, all but one are true
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
to be really honest ive used loads of them myself so it's not just men all the time lol
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
all true and they say i can't live without u....i will die without u etc but too long and true and i like it......
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
not every guy is like that you just need to trust them if you don't, you should end the relationship....to fix your misery
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
are you one of those people who use things like that cause you seem to know a lot about them, hhmmmmmmmmmmm me thinks your experienced in the excuse department lol lol
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
102. More than a handful is a waste.
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
Dunno...hope it is false cause it is scary :-S
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
Will you stop blabbing- you'll let the cat out of the bag, stupid.
Shut your gob, you dosey sod- that memo was supposed to be destroyed after memorisation and for club meetings only.
I hope you burnt the one about the only jobs blacks are qualified for- otherwise we're really in the ****.
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
what u are saying is true, but what i have realize in today women is that they don't want the truth so u have lie before a woman can believe in u
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
It's not about men who tell lies ..It's about stupid women who believe them ..
one man can say he's in the office and he is really there ..and another can say the same thing and he's having an affair .. so if a woman is smart she can feel that her man is changing ..lying ..or whatever ..cuz i believe all women have a sixth sense ,but some just have to turn them on..
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
I refuse to read through, but men lie to get into a female's panties 99% of the time
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101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
this is stupid
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
perhaps you just haven't met the right partner.
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
There are only a 101, damn, that info earlier cold have saved me a lot of time...
101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?
listen my boyfriend means what hetells me. not all men are jerks
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