Sunday, November 29, 2009

101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

101 LIES MEN TELL WOMEN



1. I'll call you.



2. I love you.



3. You're the only one.



4. I've never felt this way about anyone else.



5. I've got to work late at the office tonight.



6. That's the best sex I've ever had.



7. You've got the most beautiful eyes



8. No, I'm not married



9. Sorry. I must have left my wallet and credit cards at home.



10. You just have to believe me when I tell you nothing's wrong.



11. I'm ready to make a commitment.



12. Except for a beer or two, I never drink.



13. My wife and I haven't had sex in years.



14. We'll get married as soon as I ...



15. I'll be home in twenty minutes. 16. It's not that I don't care - I just have to spend more time with my kids.



17. I've only slept with maybe ten women in my entire life.



18. I've been celibate since we broke up.



19. I could never lie to you.



20. I can still last all night



21. I always use a condom



22. I can help you get a great job in my company (field)



23. I haven't seen her since she and I broke up



24. I tested HIV negative



25. I haven't seen her since she and I broke up



26. The only sexual fantasies I have are about you



27. No, I don't think your thighs (stomach, breasts, hips, etc.) are too big



28. I'm too tired



29. How could you think I'd be interested in her? She's your best friend



30. When it comes to oral sex, I'm the best



31. I've never had any trouble keeping an erection before



32. It's you and me, babe - we'll make love all over Europe



33. I'd never do anything to hurt you.



34. I want to grow old with you



35. Believe me, my wife and I live very separate lives



36. Our having sex won't change a thing between us



37. Don't worry, I've had a vasectomy



38. I'm going to leave my wife



39. You're nothing at all like my mother



40. Your being a different religion doesn't matter to me



41. It doesn't bother me that you make more money than I do



42. Even without sex, we'd still be friends



43. I think older women are the most exciting



44. I'm considered one of the top people (in my field, in the company)



45. What attracts me to you is your mind



46. We'll split all the child care and household chores fifty-fifty



47. Of course I don't mind that you didn't come



48. I've never had an affair before



49. You're the only one who understands me



50. I've never been in therapy



51. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me



52. No, I'm not seeing anyone else



53. I haven't thought about her (old girlfriend) in years



54. How many times do I have to tell you I'm not having an affair?



55. Your career is as important as mine



56. I promise you that I'll change



57. I want us to remain close friends always



58. My wife and I have an understanding



59. You're wonderful; you deserve someone better than me



60. I don't masturbate



61. Let's be friends first



62. When you walked through that door, I knew it was the real thing



63. I'd like you even if you were a man



64. It's okay to be good looking, but looks just don't mean that much to me



65. The difference between us will bring us even closer



66. I spend everything I earn on you and the kids



67. No, I never said that



68. You make me feel like a kid again



69. I'm going out with the boys (to the gym, to the office)



70. I'll move wherever you want



71. Of course I'm not bored with you



72. As soon as I finish this project (get a promotion, a raise, make partner), we'll......



73. You've got more sex appeal in your little toe than my wife's got in her whole body



74. It wouldn't be you and me anymore if I used one of those



75. Let's pool our assets - whatever is mine is yours



76. I still find you just as attractive as the day I met you



77. Divorce is the farthest thing from my mind



78. Sure, I'll watch the kids



79. It's not just the sex I want, it's being close to you.



80. We'll be spending a lot of time together when I retire



81. You're the only reason I've worked so hard



82. If I didn't have all this work, you know I'd go with you and the kids to your mom's



83. No one's ever turned me on like you do



84. My boss says there's nothing to worry about



85. I'll never tell



86. Relax, she's just a friend



87. This is just a temporary separation until we get things worked out



88. Your hair (dress, outfit) looks fantastic



89. It was just sex - it didn't mean a thing



90. Of course I'm listening to what you're saying



91. Come on in and we'll just cuddle for a few minutes



92. No, I don't think you're fat



93. You're the woman I should have married



94. I'm going to be focusing on my work for a while now.



95. I guarantee you, I'm not the father



96. Your having kids has nothing to do with my not wanting to get married



97. I'm not ashamed of the way you talk (look, act, etc.)



98. It's nothing personal; I just don't like sharing my living space with someone



99. This time I'm really serious



100. Honestly, honey, it's just for the guys - none of the wives go to the conference



101. I'll always take care of you



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

Yes many if not all of them are used by liers. But it would be a mistake if you believe that all men tell lies all the time. It's an over simplification. Sometimes you have to trust.



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

most of it is not true! Report It



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

Don't know how true it is, but it is very bitter.



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

Last I checked alot of girls use those lines too.



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

NEVER HEARD OF THEM BEFORE. NEVER! LOL.=:o)



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

Lady it looks like you have issues not all men are the same and of course I will still love you in the morning



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

A man who lies to a woman isnt a man he is a boy.



It takes honesty, sincerity and loyalness to his partner to be a real man.



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

yeah its true alot of man lie alot to women maybe they lie to us women cause they dont have much things to say



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

oh yes ive heard one or two of those before.......



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

Women say it just as often, if not more.



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

sorry someone hurt you so bad



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

yes, all but one are true



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

to be really honest ive used loads of them myself so it's not just men all the time lol



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

all true and they say i can't live without u....i will die without u etc but too long and true and i like it......



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

not every guy is like that you just need to trust them if you don't, you should end the relationship....to fix your misery



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

are you one of those people who use things like that cause you seem to know a lot about them, hhmmmmmmmmmmm me thinks your experienced in the excuse department lol lol



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

102. More than a handful is a waste.



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

Dunno...hope it is false cause it is scary :-S



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

Will you stop blabbing- you'll let the cat out of the bag, stupid.



Shut your gob, you dosey sod- that memo was supposed to be destroyed after memorisation and for club meetings only.



I hope you burnt the one about the only jobs blacks are qualified for- otherwise we're really in the ****.



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

what u are saying is true, but what i have realize in today women is that they don't want the truth so u have lie before a woman can believe in u



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

It's not about men who tell lies ..It's about stupid women who believe them ..



one man can say he's in the office and he is really there ..and another can say the same thing and he's having an affair .. so if a woman is smart she can feel that her man is changing ..lying ..or whatever ..cuz i believe all women have a sixth sense ,but some just have to turn them on..



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

I refuse to read through, but men lie to get into a female's panties 99% of the time



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101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

this is stupid



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

perhaps you just haven't met the right partner.



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

There are only a 101, damn, that info earlier cold have saved me a lot of time...



101 Lies Men Tell Women, How True Is This?

listen my boyfriend means what hetells me. not all men are jerks

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